Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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