Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
These tits shall not be calmed
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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