whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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