Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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