when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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