I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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