i permit you to call me
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you traded sex for a burrito?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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