I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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