Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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