Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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