"it" just moved
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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