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  • 2:36, stop trying to make "fetch" happen. 3:15, who said she was still banging him?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:24pm
  • i doubt its the same john.....but I'd like to write that book too. :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:15pm
  • Who the fuck says fetch???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:09pm
  • i was going to defend that as long as a guy knows what he's doing, a little dick is ok. then I realized I was bullshitting myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:27pm
  • I know a john just like this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:12pm
  • 4 for you glenn coco! you go glenn coco!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:00pm
  • I'm noticing a trend on TFLN, texts that insult a male tend to get bad nights while texts that insult a female get good nights. I didn't realize there were so many whiney boys that believe in gender wars after middle school these days.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Make it about Mike and then you have it BANG on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:29pm
  • 1. go mean girls bahahaha 2. john and kate + 8? hahahaha as in big people, little world. makes the most sense to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:10am
  • God. I feel like this is the John I know. hahaha! Good one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:44pm
  • So fetch..I would buy it:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:38pm
  • I also know a John who this book could be written about. Must be a John thing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:19pm
  • I'll jump on the little dick John wagon, and there was no motion in his ocean. =( and 3:27 (1). I used to think that way too until I had some of the best sex of my life with someone with a less than average size penis. Just find someone that really knows what they're doing, and will actually take the time to find out what works best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:21pm
  • Haha, I think I know this John...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:14am
  • I know a john like this toooooooo. bahahahhaa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:48pm
  • Iron Fist Pillage is awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:38pm
  • Wow! That one hits too close to home!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:18pm
  • This was fucking funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:32am
  • Haha 4:21.. curb your enthusiasm <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:45pm
  • or you could write your autobiography and call it big bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:23pm
  • 8:21, there was no motion in his ocean ! hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 7:03am
  • Maybe she just has a HUGE vagina...I bet you she could smuggle a baseball out of someone's house in that bajingo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:21pm
  • i am guessing your not really in New Jersey and your trying to cover up where you actually are.

    Submitted by Pimpinainteazy on Jul 20, 10 at 12:50am
  • hey! this can be written about my last boyfriend! best part is, the new chick he's fucking can probably do exactlyy what 4:21PM mentioned i hope you're enjoying your sleepovers, you jerk i imagine it's like playing a game of horseshoes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 10:24pm
  • Mean Girls is one of the greatest movies ever made:) you go glen coco!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:56am
  • Could it be like, a book of short stories about guys named John? I've got a great one to add... "Big Dreams, Little Dick" <3 the title.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:41pm
  • yeah ive noticed that too, the fat chicks and whores always seem to manage to launch a full scale protest when someone picks on them but the dudes with small dicks are inadequate once again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:35am
  • so he's got a small dick and you're still banging him. who is a bigger loser?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:15pm
  • Sounds like my friend, but his name starts with an "M" and we're 954

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:34am
  • ahahaahaahhahahaahhaaa. I'd read it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:30pm
  • i can see the cover now, it'll be a picture of a gun and a broken condom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:30pm
  • i totally know a guy from the 973 area named jon that would be in this book... oh ex's need to know whats right!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:23pm
  • sounds just like my ex boyfriend john!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:53am
  • haha 3:24 mean girls, well done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:43pm
  • 1:35 If men wouldn't place such ridiculous value in their penises, it wouldn't be such a stigma. And since your bitching about fat chicks and whores, you're probably a douche and do deserve any insults you get.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:02am
  • definitely a john thing. must be about the jonathan jones that i know...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:17pm
  • I know a lot of Johns that could be added to this..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:39pm
  • 10:58 the trend I'm noticing is that if a guy says anything about a woman's physical characteristics he's lambasted as being "shallow" and a jerk, but when a woman does it, it gets "lol"s and all sorts of supplementing dialogue to express pity on the woman and degrade the male.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:51pm
  • I am going to go ahead and guess this person that wrote this comment is really not from New Jersey.

    Submitted by Pimpinainteazy on Jul 19, 10 at 9:41pm
  • 3:27(1) Has a smelly clam!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:48pm
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