i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
True strength comes from lack of pants
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
