with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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