But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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