I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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