so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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