do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
