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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
There's always time for handjobs
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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