You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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