i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
sex in a hospital.. check
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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