if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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