The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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