I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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