So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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