He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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