we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Come share oat with me in your robe
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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