Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
love makes seman taste better
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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