grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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