Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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