the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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