i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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