Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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