I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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