drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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