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• (619): View more from California

  I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  The key to alley sex is drunkeness.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.

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