Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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