i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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