If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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