I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
His hands were made for my vagina.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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