its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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