Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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