didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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