honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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