hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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