Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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