I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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