dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
i think my cat just said my name.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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