Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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