does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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