the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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