East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
we should paint friendship bongs
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