You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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