"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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