Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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