i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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