The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize
