My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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