if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Randomize
