are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
It's rum buckets o'clock
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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