if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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